Here's a Muppet News Flash! A plane carrying a load of sports equipment was forced to jettison some of its cargo. Among the items tossed out were ten thousand ping pong balls...
[suddenly, many, many ping pong balls fall out of the sky, raining down on the Newsman's desk
... and one bowling ball.
[a bowling ball falls out of the sky and hits the Newsman on the head, knocking him out